Parental Concerns

This afternoon, Riley came home looking like this:Notice that she's cross-eyed? Anyone who knows me, knows that I tend to overreact about anything. So, now I'm all concerned that Riley has a medical problem or something or might end up looking like this:
I blame Evan for this. He's always wanted a child with lazy eye. After he stopped laughing at Riley's eye, he said, "Well, now we won't have to pray for acne when she turns 16." Oh gee.